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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Golden California

California

We saw many different places in California, so this article will be set up in a more orderly way.

Death Valley
We don’t know the exact point where we crossed into California, but once we entered Death Valley we understood that we already had. Death Valley is the hottest area we have entered yet at one hundred and fifteen degrees Fahrenheit. The valley is the lowest point in the United States, while the Dead Sea is the lowest in the world. The Dead Sea is around five times deeper than Death Valley. There are almost no animals, plants, or any kind of life in the valley because of its extreme heat and dryness.

Death Valley is extremely spacious, and it took us most the day to drive through it. We saw its beautiful viewpoints from the mountain tops and the salt beds on its valley floor.

The only problem with Death Valley is the fact that all the prices in the stores and gas stations within it are double if not triple the normal price everywhere else in the states. Tani was so angry at the gas station he started making comments loud enough so the clerk can hear about the outrages gas prices.

On the way out of Death Valley we passed through the town of Trona. It is probably the saddest place on Earth. The town is a modern ghost town. Eighty percent of Trona have moved down to the bigger town of Ridgecrest, and left behind everything. They couldn’t sell their homes, so they just boarded the houses up and left.

We spent the night in Ridgecrest. While we were in Ridgecrest Tani asked the local clerk how to get to Sequoia. He didn’t know how to explain the directions exactly, and the man behind Tani in line was inpatient about buying his rolling paper for his joint. At a certain point the man could not wait any longer, and told Tani that Sequoia was a few minutes up the street to get him to leave. We knew this was a lie because it was a several hour drive.  

Sequoia
Sequoia was a nice change to the deserts we had been spending time in for the previous weeks. The park has a beautiful river and an amazing forest filled with the biggest trees we have ever seen.

The Sequoia Tree is the world’s largest tree. It’s shorter than the Red Wood trees, but its trunk is so wide that in volume it’s much bigger and weighs a lot more. After seeing the Sequoia Trees I feel like all other trees are miniature in comparison.

Los Angeles
We spent the night of Sequoia in Los Angeles.

Los Angeles is a very modern and amazing city, and we spent four days there. On the first night we just went to sleep, but the rest of the time we toured. We decided to use public transportation after experiencing the “lovely” drive down the 405, which is in a perpetual standstill no matter what hour of the day.

On the second day we walked the Walk of Fame, and saw the stars of entertainers engraved into the ground. We passed by the Chinese Theater, and saw the hand prints of the same entertainers. At six-thirty we went on a tour of Hollywood, and of the stars’ homes in Beverly Hills. Our tour guide was hilarious, and extremely friendly. We probably took the worst and cheapest tour there, but it was still worth it.

On the way back to our hotel room at the Marriott Courtyard of Sherman Oaks, which we received as a gift from Danny Shimoff for two nights, we stopped at Universal City. The shopping center is filled with neon lights and is very nice.

On the third day Tani and I split up. Tani went to Venice Beach, and I went to visit my old sergeant Tal Shani in UCLA. My sergeant is living his American Pie dream in a fraternity house on campus, even though he doe not actually learn there. We ate lunch together, and caught up on current events in the unit.

At four o’clock Tani and I met up back at the hotel and relaxed for a bit before setting out again. That evening met up with Batel Pessach who was in Sheirut Leumi in Los Angeles and we went out for dinner.

On our last day in LA we went to Venice Beach. The beach is packed with Dr. Green shops where a real doctor finds a medical problem in order to issue you your medicinal marijuana permit. There are street performers, homeless people, singers, and artists all along the boardwalk.

We watched a show of street dancers which was hilarious, because the MC constantly made fun of white people. The performers brought up volunteers from the audience, and had them dancing in ridiculous ways. The MC constantly reminded us to tip them so they won’t end up either in the poorhouse or in our house.

 We then watched a man walk on glass shards, as he made fun of all the audience watching him. He was constantly making fun of the German and Asian in the audience. After he walked the glass there was blood on the ground see he obviously was hurt from the stunt. I felt sorry for the man that this was how he had to make a living.

Route 1
The Pacific Ocean is extremely cold which makes it a bit difficult to swim, but that does not mean that it doesn’t have amazing sights. Many areas of the road are cliffs overlooking the ocean. The Big Spur is probably one of the most beautiful areas in all of America, so far. You can look down to the ocean, and see the natural beaches with rocks and boulders.

The trip up to San Francisco is very long so we had to split the drive into two, so we slept in San Luis Obispo.

San Francisco
We stayed by my amazing Aunt Wynne in Atherton, right outside of San Francisco. She took us on tours of San Francisco everyday. As we arrived we went for a swim in her pool, watched a movie in my Uncle Mark’s personal home movie theater (which beats an actual movie theater in audio and image quality), and then prepared for the Sabbath. During the Sabbath we rested, but the second it ended we hit up Palo Alto. We were surprised, but it did actually have bars.

On Sunday we entered for the first time into San Fran, as we have come to call it. The city is extremely diverse, and has been so since it came to be. It is the result of a melting pot of many different people and cultures that came to seek their fortunes during the Californian Gold Rush. San Francisco accepted everyone, and discriminated against none.

We saw the wealthy areas of Pacific Heights, and had a beer in the homosexual section of Castro Street.  We saw bison at the Central Park of San Fran, and ate lunch at a Farmers’ Market by the bay. We drove across the Golden Gate Bridge, and even walked across part of it.

To end the perfect day we ate an amazing dinner prepared by my aunt, and watched an episode of Naked and Afraid with my Aunt Wynne and Uncle Mark. The show is about a couple, man and woman, that have never met, and they need to survive for twenty one days together naked in the wilderness (don’t worry it’s censored).

On Monday we toured Silicon Valley. We saw Google, Facebook, and Apple’s main facilities. Each place has a unique feel to it which you wouldn’t think a job would have. Google looks more like a resort than a workplace.

While at Facebook Tani really had to go to the bathroom, so he tried to enter the building. The guard at the entrance told Tani that there are no bathrooms in the building. It’s amazing in my opinion that Facebook surgically modifies their workers not to go to the bathroom.

We also went to an Apple store for the first time. We found it slightly funny that they use I-Pads in order to advertise their I-Pads. We also went to a computer history museum, but unfortunately it was closed so we only walked around the lobby which was still interesting.

 At the end of the day once again we had an amazing meal, and watched an episode of Married at First Sight. The show is about three couples that agree to a social experiment in which they are married without ever having met their spouses.

On Tuesday we went to Alcatraz Prison. The prison is on an island, so the only access is by boat. The prison looks a terrible place to have to spend your sentence, and it was home to some of the worst criminals of the twentieth century. We took the audio tour, which was surprisingly good. We learned of the different inmates, and of their escape attempts. We learned how the guards dealt with the inmates.

On Wednesday we went for a ride with my Uncle Mark in his Ferrari, which was one of the coolest things I have ever done. The acceleration could literally cause someone to pass out. The car is built so the driver has no reason to take his hand off of the steering wheel because at such high speeds it is too dangerous.

Afterwards we went with my Aunt Wynne to do some last minute shopping before we drove out the next day.

Yosemite
On Thursday we drove to Yosemite. We saw its half-dome, and drove through the valley. It has tons of forest, and its views beat any park we have been to so far.

We spent the night in a campground next to Lake Lundy right outside of Yosemite.

Lake Tahoe

We woke up early, and drove to Lake Tahoe. Lake Tahoe is extremely clear, and if it’s not too deep you can see right through it. We hiked down to the beach of Emerald Bay, and took some pictures. After around an hour we continued on our way to Salt Lake City Utah.

Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Navajo Arizona, Heavenly Utah, and Sin City Nevada

Arizona

Arizona is a very interesting state. Sadly, we only stayed in northern Arizona which is known as the Indian Country for the many native Navajo Indians that live there. On the first night we stayed in a town called Holbrook, Arizona.

Arizona has no reception so we had to navigate with maps, like in the army. We only got lost twice, so it wasn’t too bad.

Arizona is the only place in the USA, and probably in the world, that doesn’t do daylight savings time. We did not know this fact when we entered, so we had a bit of a problem on the first night. After being confused by all the clocks showing different times we went and asked the front desk what time it is. They explained how Arizona works.

The next day we drove to the Petrified Forest. On the way we were lost due to the GPS bringing us on unpaved dirt roads that do not exist anymore. After an hour we found the correct route and continued. The Petrified Forest is not actually a forest, but it is still pretty cool. It has wooden logs that are over three hundred million years old, and with time were coated in minerals that preserved and petrified the wood.

After the Petrified Forest we continued to Monument Valley on the border with Utah. This park has many tourists, and it is run by the Navajo Indians. It has spires and mountain tops in different beautiful formations. These forms are not sculpted, and are completely natural. It felt like being in an episode of Coyote and Road Runner. The path is seventeen miles long and can only be done by car.

We continued the drive that night towards Antelope Canyon. We stopped at a gas station to ask for directions and we met our first Native American drug addict. He was standing in front of the gas station bumming money off of passers by, while high. Tani asked him how to get to Antelope Canyon. He told us it was thirty five miles farther north, but that because he told us we owe him a ride. We didn’t take him we had no room, but his directions were correct.

We arrived in Page, Arizona at around nine thirty and began our motel hunt. After an hour and a half we found out that the Navajo Indians are money hungry people worse than the Jews. Even the Motel Six was one hundred and thirty dollars a night (usually it’s between forty to sixty). So we decided to stay at a nearby campsite. We passed the front gate and paid the fifteen dollars entrance fee understanding that this was also the camping fee. We arrived at the campsites and found out that we owe another twenty six dollars to camp, so we left and slept in our car in a Denny’s parking lot.

When we arrived the next morning at Antelope Canyon we were once again attacked by the evil money hungry Navajos. They wanted eight dollars to enter the park, and another forty dollars for a tour. We told them that we’ll just walk around on our own and don’t want a tour, so they told us we can’t walk around. We had the same experience at all the entrances to the Canyon, and at one entrance they forced the tourists to buy Navajo tribal passes because it’s part of their tradition. We decided we don’t want to help the Navajos and continued our drive to Bryce Canyon in Utah.

Utah

Bryce Canyon is a wonderful non-Navajo park, with many trails and beautiful sights. It is a cross between the red dessert and a forest with many animals. It has rock formations like Monument Valley. We drove all the way through the park, and went on a short hike at its end.

Arizona Again

To top off the night we drove down to the Grand Canyon. We stopped during dusk at probably the best point in the world to watch it. Right on the border of Utah and Arizona it had to be the most beautiful place we have seen on the trip yet. If Tani wasn’t so manly I may have found it romantic.

We camped in the Demontte Campgrounds right outside the northern rim of the canyon. In order to reach the northern rim we had to pass it anyways, so it was very convenient to sleep there.

The Grand Canyon is nowhere as beautiful as Shenandoah, or even as Bryce Canyon in my opinion. But what it lacks in beauty it makes up in size. Just looking into the Grand Canyon can be a bit overwhelming if not scary. Its viewpoints are set on high cliffs, and protruding boulders. If one wrong step is taken on its “handicap accessible” paths a person may plummet to his death. At first I was scared to finish the path we did there, but then I saw a group of young girls finishing it. I put my hands in my pants and found my manhood, and continued the trail. I can do anything as long as heights are not involved.

Nevada

Nevada doesn’t have a “welcome to Nevada” sign, so we aren’t a hundred percent sure where the border was. At a certain point we needed to fill up on gas. At the gas station I asked the clerk if we had already entered Nevada. The customer next to me answered, “Welcome to Nevada, now gambling and prostitution is legal.”

This may sound funny, but for our stay in Las Vegas we stayed at the Hooters Hotel and Casino. It is actually the most modest hotel on the strip (not joking). The other resorts have their workers work in their underwear, and Hooters has a dress code. On the first night in Las Vegas we walked up and down the Strip. The Strip is full of tourists and workers handing out flyers for escorts. Vegas seems to be overrun with strip clubs, as everyone tried to convince us to go to theirs.

The second night we stayed in Hooters at the bar. We began to drink, and then decided to gamble a buck on the video poker. Because we played so slowly the bartender thought we had gambled at least ten dollars each so she brought us a second drink free. That’s when we formed the plan; if we continue to play extremely slowly we could get more beer and lose less. In the end we gambled twenty dollars together, but drank thirty dollars worth of beer each.

On the third day we were sitting outside when a man walked over to us and offered us party favors. Not knowing what party favors are we asked him what he meant. It took me several seconds to realize he wasn’t talking about Coca-Cola, but about coke (cocaine) and weed. We politely declined.

On the third night we decided to see downtown, because we had already been through the Strip. Downtown on the outside looks very rundown and gross, but it is totally different on the inside. It is filled with street performers, dancers, magicians, and musicians. It is extremely lively, and filled with people. There is a rooftop over Fremont Street that is also a screen that shows advertisements, announcements, shows, and even has a zip line across it with people zooming by.

For the Sabbath we stayed by a religious Jewish family we found on Shabbat.com. They were very nice and welcoming, and we found out that many people stay by them on their way across the states. We prayed at the Chabbad of Summerlin. More or less the Sabbath was very uneventful. At the house they were celebrating the Shabbat Hatan of a sixty year old couple. That was a bit different for Tani and I.

On Saturday night we went back downtown for one last time before leaving for good. We walked up and down Fremont Street, and listened to Deadpool (heavy metal band). Tani almost lost his hearing. We returned to the car after an hour, and continued on our journey.

We drove until we reached the entrance to Death Valley. We pulled up to a hotel there, but when we found out there was no reception at the hotel at two in the morning we just slept in the car.

Summary

Arizona has no reception, so cell phones are useless there. The city of Page is extremely expansive, so I don’t advise staying there. Other than for these problems Arizona has its own sort of desert beauty. The Grand Canyon is a must.

Utah is extremely Beautiful with its cross between desert and forest, it has a unique mix between the two. It is a state that must be visited.


I can’t say too much about Nevada as a whole, but I can talk about Las Vegas. Many people have only heard of the Strip, and not spent time downtown, which is a shame. Downtown is just as, if not more lively, than the Strip, and the hotels are a lot cheaper. There are live bands on the street every night. So for a true Las Vegas experience both the Downtown and the Strip must be visited.